Have you ever met someone that is so annoying that you caught yourself wishing to murder the person standing or sitting in front of you and bothering you endlessly?

I have, for sure! There are some people that I like to call Know-It-Alls, you know, those people that have opinions about everything and know everything and they bother everyone with their boring opinions day after day, hour after hour. First of the eleven Satanic rules of the Earth is to not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. So, why do these Know-It-Alls bother us all the time with their endless bickering about politics, about health, about cooking and about just everything, you name it. This can be also localized in hardcore punk and metal scene. Those experienced scenesters, about 25 years old, having that been there, done that attitude, like look at me Ma, I am old and I know everything about the scene, about the bands and I am bothering everyone because nothing is good enough, nothing is hardcore enough, nothing is metal enough, the bands with antichristian and Satanic lyrics are stupid, the antifa bands are stupid…in short, those people are so stupid and so empty that they can not be pleased with anything.

There are two ways to get rid of such people. Of course, there are three, but murder is punishable by law, so dont kill anyone! The first way is fool the stupid way. When Know-It-All is bothering you, the way to get rid of him starts with the level of his stupidity. You must somehow determine if Know-It-All is stupid enough to get rid of him in this way. You can do this by posing him a couple of simple questions about different themes that will confuse him. If you determine that Know-It-All is stupid enough, proceed with step two. Let him rant about his boring and idiotic stories and listen and stare intently at his face. Let him rant about five or so minutes and do not interrupt. Then, you can start putting in a short yes or nod of your head and that will lull the Know-It-All into believing that you care and agree with his idiotism. Then, step three is in order. Start putting in some sarcastic remarks. Of course, Know-It-All wont understand that you are being sarcastic since he is too stupid to get it. In that way try to create the remarks so Know-It-All can think that he is right and continue to pull him deeper and deeper into conversation and remarks should be sarcastic but you must determine the imagined line where you must stop so Know-It-All could not get that you are making him more stupid than he really is, if that is possible at all. This will work especially if you are surrounded with other people who will get that you are in fact making Know-It-All look foolish, but they enjoy in that little game. The end result will be that Know-It-All walks off thinking he is smart and master of the universe, and you and all the other people around can have a laugh at his stupidity. Have a try, this works, I have delivered that coup at least hundred times.

The second and a lot faster way is deliberate ignorance way. When Know-It-All approaches and starts his bickering, you just plain and simple laugh hard right in his face or smirk and turn your back. After all, stupidity should be painful. Sometimes this way is the only way to get rid of Know-It-All. They are still out there. They lurk on gigs, they lurk in coffee shops, they lurk on the street…I hope you can deal with them.

WORLD WITHOUT END!