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(horror movie review)It Kills(2017.)

The top three of my favourite horror subgenres are slasher, found footage and Hammer horror movies. This one nominally belongs to the slasher subgenre and don´t get me wrong, I love great underground horror, made diy or with little budget, because we often forget that it is the great story that makes good horror movie, not the budget or the effects.

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It kills is the writer´s debut for Amy Suzuki, the makeup artist for “Jurassic Prey” and she really botched her job. The classic story used so many times in slasher movies about couple of kids whose car breaks just in the vicinity of so called Camp Blood where evil clown stalks and kills the passengers is so fucked up and used so casual and trashy that not even I could swallow this one, and believe me I saw a lot. The movie was directed by Mark Polonia, known as an editor for “Sharkenstein” and “Land Shark” and the movie is directed like my neighbours ten year old kid did it. Let me say something about the actors and characters, it is soo bad that it made me laugh but I think that this movie was not meant to be a comedy. The guy in the wheelchair especially got on my nerves, was his character some hommage to “Friday the 13th part two” or Bava´s “A Bay of Blood”? Doubt it. The clown is a story for himself. The maniacal killer is so lousy and his mask is a disaster. The gore scenes in the movie are made with cartoon blood and everything pretty much sucks. When I see my review from the beggining up to here, I see that I did not mention any good points about this movie. That´s right. Because there is not a single good thing about this one. Avoid at all cost!

(horror movie review)HELLRAISER:JUDGEMENT(2018.)

Since I was a kid, my love for the written works of Clive Barker and his worlds and imaginations of the flesh, blood, sex and macabre delighted me. One day, Barker´s book called “Hellbound heart” came in my cold dead hands and I immediately fell in love and read it two or three times in a row.

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Imagine my delight and surprise when I discovered that there is also a movie called “Hellraiser” based on that book and I watched the first two movies without blinking for many times in last two decades. The series had many sequels with like first five being decent and then everything turned into shit. The only good thing was legendary Doug Bradley as the main Cenobite demon Pinhead and his oneliners and charisma saving some decency of the latter sequels. The later movies turned out more into some mindfuck horror psychodramas losing everything in boring and incoherent scripts.

Now, they decided to relive the series with the new movie that came out direct on video this year. Written and directed by Gary J. Tunnicliffe this little piece of trash is a disgrace to whats left of the good memories of the original movies series. Like last one that tried to be found footage, this one is also without Doug Bradley as Pinhead, now introducing Paul T. Taylor as Pinhead and he even did a good job, but unfortunately, no one can replace Doug Bradley in this role. The story in the movie revolves around two detectives trying to catch the serial killer that is terrorizing the city. Then, some unexplained and scary stuff starts happening and they are not sure what is real anymore and what isn´t.

This one tried to be some mindfuck psychological horror mixed with some gore, but it failed miserably on both accounts. The acting is terrible, the story got me and the screenplay writer lost after some twenty minutes into the movie and the ending is poor and devoid of any excitement, desire to see more and anything else. I can only weep and put on the dvd´s of the original first two or three Hellraiser movies and maybe they will help me forget this disgrace.

 

(horror movie)NIGHTWORLD-Great idea, but not so great realization

Haven´t seen any good modern newer horror for a while and I thought this one was okay, judging by the story description, so I decided to watch and see what was it all about. It also has one of my all time favorite horror actors Robert Englund starring in it, so the choice was obvious.

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The first third of the movie was okay with retired LAPD cop Brett Anderson moving to Sofia, Bulgaria, after the tragic passing of his wife. He decided to take over the job of night watchmen in a peculiar old building in the Bulgarian capitol. As it always happens, strange and bizarre incidents start to happen there and Brett is drawn in an ancient fight between good and evil, our world and the next…Boy, sounds better than it really is. The second and third movie become pretty lame and boring. No gore scenes, no real scares and no atmosphere. When Robert Englund walks to the screen, he kinda saves the situation a bit with his charisma, but not even he can save plainly bad script. The idea used in this movie was already used in legendary The Sentinel and many similar movies afterwards, but it was realized very poorly with ending being so hasty and so somehow unbelievable to the average horror movie viewer that it was just bad to watch it. It is plain all time during the movie that the budget was very low. But, despite the budget, you can make excellent horror movie with a great script. This one was not the case.